Ishtar (3/4/09)

There is this crazy planet of craziness. We join our protagonists in the middle of the ocean. One is a anthropomorphic squid, who doubles as an inner-tube. Floating on this squid is a small female creature and some other creature. It's not important what they are. They are going to the city to see the gods and goddesses in the temple.

Next we see our protagonists in the city. The city is a rough place, full of bead vendors and rapists. Somehow our trio of misfits makes it to the temple doors. It's like disney world. It's a big tourist destination and there are lines everywhere. The first room in the temple is this strange pool with a goddess named Ishtar in it. Our characters walk/float/swim through the pool and when they get to the other side they have temporarily transparent bodies (it's like a metaphor or something about the goddess seeing what's inside of them). Ishtar takes the trio asside and gives them helpfull life advice, usually involving Cosmopolitain magazine in some way.

The next room is a big lecture hall and all of the people there had to walk though a hall and get some seating assignment. The female creatures seat number was not available at the time, so the attendant gave her his phone number so she could get the seat assignment later.