Need to Pee!!! (5/17/09)

I am out one day at work/school and I realize that I need to pee. Like really bad. I go looking for a bathroom. I find one but I can't pee. I just can't pee this much in a public restroom.

I decide that I will go home to pee and that I want to do so before sister gets home from wherever she is because for some reason this matters. It's snowing outside now. I figure I should really try to get home soon, because the snow is getting deep and sister could be sent home early from wherever she is, and I need to go pee at home before she gets there.

On my way out of the building I'm in I pass through a set of doors and find myself in a banquet hall full of people celebrating "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job" for some dumbass reason. Holy shit this banquet sucked! It was full of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, thier fans, and the lame ass stunt/gag/jokes from the show. Wtf seriously. I leave that room and go home.

I get home and go looking for the potty. Instead I find myself looking out the window to see my car, which is now leaning up against the house and the trunk section is broken and on the ground behind it. The whole thing looks banged up. Did I park it there like that? I look for another window to look out because that can't really be my car, I must be dreaming. I find the other window and my car is still diagonal and broken, so I must not be dreaming.

Just then my sister gets home and I lost my chance to pee.

CLASSIC: My Guest Spot on Babylon 5 (January 7ish 1996)

New feature on the Dream Blog: Dreams I Had A Long Time Ago

If you followed the show at all..... There was a 2 part episode about time travel and during the time traveling one of the characters, Captain Sheridan, got 'unstuck' in time and ended up flopping around in time periods. Thats when he ran into me on Earth, January 1996.

The rest of his time traveling crew came for him in a transport ship from the larger spaceship, and this transport ship looked like a large trasnparent cube. It was not fun to ride in for that very reason.

The captain gets back to his ship and all is well in B5 and I go home.

(Yeah, so I remember the date 13 years ago blah blah. It was right after new years, I had a paper due in my Ethnic Studies class that monday, but a huge blizzard came though and cancelled school that day. There was like 2.5 -3 feet of snow. It rocked ass.)

I said that airports were the stuff of nightmares... (4/8/08)

I'm traveling again, through O'Hare, and my flight is cancelled. Naturally. There's like 1/2 inch of snow on the ground, and ice on the trees, and it's a little windy out. The whole airport is flipping out and shutting down. I choose a security guard to be the sidekick of (i.e. I followed him around because he looked like he could protect me). Some dude started flipping out about something and he totally kicked his ass. That was pretty cool.

Some TSA lady was going to go out into the class 9 death storm outside to bring in some food. She was taking orders from the people in the terminal. I'm all like "Put me down for a cheeseburger. By "CHEESEBURGER" I mean that I want Cheese and a Burger inside a Bun. No condiments!!". Really though, I don't know what sort of burger joint would be open out there. It was like The Day After Tomorow and stuff with all that 1/2 inch of snow on everything.