Bank of America Cake Proccessing Center (7/6/09)

I'm at my temp job at Bank of America. I guess they called me back in for more temp/seasonal stuff. This time they need me in their cake dec department.

I'm in there and I'm decorating this cake with this long-ass full-of-consonants probably Polish name on it when I realize that I have my cell phone in my pocket from when I was on break. Shit. We are really really not allowed to have our phones with us when we are anywhere other than the cafeteria. Being caught with one will get you fired. There is sensitive information in the back rooms and they don't want us taking pictures of it or calling anyone to tell them about it.

I can't even really try to excuse myself to use the bathroom, or get an advil out of my locker without one of the bank officials maybe snagging me for a not-so-random pocket search. It's just a temp job, but I really would rather not be fired from it.

Dolphins and stuff? (8/5/08)B

I'm at the beach with some people at dusk. We are chilling and stuff and someone points out a door that is floating in the water. The door is being puched around, and it turns out that there are dolphins doing it. Yay dolphins! It's like a free visit to Seaworld!. The dolphins decide to come see us on the beach so they slide up on the sand just where the waves end. I try to get a picture with my cell phone but they looked kinda angry and I was afraid they would attack me.