Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

4.07.2009

..Goes to Jupiter to get More Stupider (4/07/09)B

The spaceship from Jupiter is round and can't fly very well. Or, maybe it isn't being steered very well. It sucks. It bounces around in the sky like a glowing retard. We get on it anyways. We go to Jupiter.

Why do we go to Jupiter? We hear they have coconut cake. That is why. We, sister and I, find ourselves in this hallway with extremely tall ceilings. There are doors leading to lecture halls that also have tall ceilings. Somewhere in a lecture hall on Jupiter is a fat lady with a cake and I want to find out which lecture hall it is in.

9.23.2008

yuck. (9/22/08)

I'm having a grand old time being with my boyfriend and everything is peachy keen and romantic and then I realize that it's really my ex-boyfriend. Umm? (Yeah, I'm confussed too) ....I forgave him for cheating and lying and being just an asshole in general? And I'm happy with him? He sucks and is a loser. WTF.

Dreams are so stupid.