Snakes in a Drain! (July 09)

(Mother's Dream)

She was told to look in the back yard because there was this 30 foot snake there. She's a huge fan of having snakes on the property. She looks out there and sees the 30 ft snake. Another 30 foot snake arrives and it is revealed that they will be out there to mate. Even funner!

The snakes mated, then they turned to liquid and flowed into a drain in the ground. A 3rd snake appears later with 2 bumps in it's body. This is what actually happened to the other snakes.

Now that all this snake drama was over my mom could go back to more important things, like that tea-tasting project for school. She had to sample 12 different teas and then do a write up on them. She's also a huge fan of drinking tea. My dad also had to do this tea project for school so he was in the other room drinking his tea. We, the little kids, were disruptive and squeally.

Need to Pee!!! (5/17/09)

I am out one day at work/school and I realize that I need to pee. Like really bad. I go looking for a bathroom. I find one but I can't pee. I just can't pee this much in a public restroom.

I decide that I will go home to pee and that I want to do so before sister gets home from wherever she is because for some reason this matters. It's snowing outside now. I figure I should really try to get home soon, because the snow is getting deep and sister could be sent home early from wherever she is, and I need to go pee at home before she gets there.

On my way out of the building I'm in I pass through a set of doors and find myself in a banquet hall full of people celebrating "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job" for some dumbass reason. Holy shit this banquet sucked! It was full of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, thier fans, and the lame ass stunt/gag/jokes from the show. Wtf seriously. I leave that room and go home.

I get home and go looking for the potty. Instead I find myself looking out the window to see my car, which is now leaning up against the house and the trunk section is broken and on the ground behind it. The whole thing looks banged up. Did I park it there like that? I look for another window to look out because that can't really be my car, I must be dreaming. I find the other window and my car is still diagonal and broken, so I must not be dreaming.

Just then my sister gets home and I lost my chance to pee.

Pictures of hot guys (4/18/08)

I was at some sort of town event and I had taken some pictures with my digicam of hot guys. Later that night my friend from across the street came over to see them. We also watched a buddy cop movie. We had to keep our voices down becase my parents were sleeping in the next room. Sometime after the sun came up she scurried across the street again.

I left for school and decided that I was going to update my address book. To do this I would need addresses and an address book. I decided to check at the random things shop at the mall attatched to school. Outside of the shop they had some sort of booth set up with a large planter that had a bush growing in it. The bush had black cherry looking things growing in it, and a sign encouraged you to try them. I skipped that and went into the store. They didn't have any address books, just shitty windchime and incense things. I walked past the cherry bush on my way out and I decided to try one. It was really good. I tried a few more. There was a kiosk set up nearby of candy products made from these cherries as well as just picked ones and dried oyt ones. The dried ones looked like large chili peppers. The candy was sold by the lb and I figured I could pic out a few things and then make it to class with enough time to look at those hot guy pics in my email.

Many of the candy choices were jawbreakers that were shaped like fun things like penguins, humpbacked whales, and starfish. I looked at all of them but nothing was really calling to me until I saw the chocolate covered ones. I got a few of the dark and the white, and then I took a few of the spicey and the asian style. It looked like some sort of shumai dumpling thing. I got in line to pay.