Semi-Plant (5/20/08)

In an underground facility the government has weird experimental shit. Smart fish, old dudes with medication, Tuvok, and a Semi-plant. The semi-plant is sortof a plant but also sortof anthropomorphic and mobile.

These government experiments secretly work in a nearby underground mall. This is how they train them to be around normal humans without looking or acting like experimental freaks. The semi-plant worked at an ice cream shop. Tuvok would not tell her (not really female, but girl shaped) how much the ice cream was, so when customers came and asked for some it was a big hassle for everyone.

Sometime later the plant was chilling with the old dude and sharing his medication. The smart fish were there too, acting like fish in a tank. The plant gets the idea to stab the old dude, take his meds, and leave the facility. She does this and then threatens the fish to keep them quiet.

She goes to the mall to hide among the people. She looks enough like a person to not freak anyone out. The government is pissed. Thier old dude is dead and his medication is gone, the fish are acting dumb, and the semi-plant is escaped.

The plant hung out around the food court alot, looking for essential nutrients. The food court does not have those, but it does have fried stuff and cake. She moves on to the men's changing room. She walks in and heads to the last stall and starts making out with the guy in there. He thinks it's his lucky day, a hot chick raping him in the changing room.

An hour or so later the government is alerted to an incident at the mall involving this young man who is severely dehydrated and has weird puckered marks on his body. Clearly the semi-plant was there and has nearly drained him of all his moisture. They go searching for the plant now that they know where she is. She needs to be neutralized.

Through the crowd she sees them but they don't see her. She weaves in and out of the clothes racks and steals a shawl. The government guys don't want the plant to leave the mall and possibly be captured by a rival government. Undercover agents are posted outside the mall to get her as she leaves. She has a few close calls in the mall and decides to head toward the door. Shots are fired and she retreats to the mall. She finds the hidden entrance for supply trucks and she heads for that, hoping it is not guarded.

She confidently strolls out with the stolen shawl. As she enters the day light and turns the corner to begin her new life an undercover agent shoots her between the eyes. Just like in the movies, she has enough time to reach up and touch it, look surprised, and take a step before collapsing to the ground, dead. To bystanders it just looks like a random shooting. No one will ever know of the government facility, Tuvok, the smart fish, the old dude with medication, or the semi-plant.